Important developments in clown news around the globe!
“We dress as clowns to show that humor and laughter are key elements in the struggle to transform the structures of destruction and death.”
Good luck with that. Show those military guys with their fingers on the red button who’s boss.
“This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth.”
As long as you don’t try this with a real clown, I guess it’s ok then.
(Source: Gizmodo)
“Clowning is in the genes, like brown eyes or big noses.
Or addiction.
Maybe one day you realize that you’ve got the gene so you try a little juggling. Next thing you know, you’re eating fire until even that no longer satisfies and you’ve just got to go for the hard stuff, the one thing that means you’re a serious clown and willing to prove it: Self-immolation.”
Clowns on fire? Umm, no. Just no.
