“Clowning is in the genes, like brown eyes or big noses.
Maybe one day you realize that you’ve got the gene so you try a little juggling. Next thing you know, you’re eating fire until even that no longer satisfies and you’ve just got to go for the hard stuff, the one thing that means you’re a serious clown and willing to prove it: Self-immolation.”
Clowns on fire? Umm, no. Just no.